Wednesday, November 10, 2010


noun. Can someone please give this procedure to Christian Bale before the next Batman?

Real citation: "@saiwilcken Sounds li ke you need a psychopathic-homicidal-voice-ectomy instead."
(Nov. 7, 2010,
Dasher Hillier, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "Every year, dozens of doctors perform psychopathic-homicidal-voice-ectomies on patients who were supposed to receive flu shots."

Wednesday, November 03, 2010


noun. Also known as "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Real citation: "I'm downloading all my steam games in preparation for the upcoming no-internet-pocalypse :x"
(Oct. 24, 2010,
John Blanton, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "Few can survive a no-internet-pocalypse. I read somewhere that the heart can't pump blood without at least 5 Googles a day."