Thursday, February 26, 2009

Aquamanliness

noun. Can you command fish? Are you spandex-clad? Jealous of Batman? This could apply to you.

Related term: Batmanliness.

Real citation: "Assuming they read my comments about Aquamen, my comments about Wonder Woman's options, and my other tactical advice, and assuming they then take my profession of Aquamanliness at face value... yes. I'd be out in such a way that I no longer provide cover for Specials."

Made-up citation: "Dr. Vargas, today you will meet your doom! Never again will you underestimate my Aquamanliness and catfish army. I'm sleeping with your wife also."

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