Thursday, December 31, 2009


noun. Pie-pocalypse now! Oh, the pie-manity!

Real citation: "@chickenprincess oh no! What was the narrowly-avoided pie-saster?"
(Nov. 25, 2009, Lisa, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "I can't take another holiday pie-saster... What am I doing wrong? Did I include too much orphan powder, or what?"

Wednesday, December 30, 2009


noun. A Ned Flanders special.

Real citation: "@rainamoon sounds like a plan-diddly-an. after morning nap? what are they xraying this time?"
(Nov. 30, 2009, Tera Y, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "According to history, the only plan-diddly-an that works in Afghanistan is booking a flight to Get-me-the-fuck-out-of-here-istan stat."

Tuesday, December 29, 2009


noun. The ultimate fill-in-the-blank-cation.

Real citation: "For the do-whatever-you-want-cation I'm breaking my This American Life fast. But the minute I start using the Ira voice I'm stopping."
(Dec. 20, 2009, Chase Gregory, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "I know how I'll spend my do-whatever-you-want-cation: bathing in the blood of... er... ah... um... helping the community?"

Monday, December 28, 2009


verb. A life-giving process also known as re-booze-ification.

Real citation: "Re-alcoholating then joining @ELDING to blog Going Rogue: Chap 4: Showertime with Rick Warren! Whee! #WMNP"
(Dec. 1, 2009, Redmond, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "Stand back, people! Re-alcoholating in progress! I will be ready for a brawl, romance, or nap in ten minutes."

Sunday, December 27, 2009


adj. Many stem cells died to create this flavor.

Real citation: "Enthusiastic lovers & their orange-fanta-piss-rainbow flavored love like a PTA mom on crack."
(Dec. 4, 2009, likelovelust, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "I love my orange-fanta-piss-rainbow-flavored coffee. It makes me want to eat my own brains."