Wednesday, October 01, 2008

schlamydia

noun. A Yiddish venereal disease treatable by intensive lox therapy.

Real citation: "Klamydia? Schlamydia!"
(July 11, 2007, Bergspredikan, http://bergspredikan.wordpress.com/2007/07/11/klamydia-schlamydia/)

Made-up citation: "How do we test for schlamydia? Feel the patient's matzo balls and taste the broth. Nothing easier!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Specialist who treat 'Schlamydia' are rare, as is the illness itself, and known in the professional world as 'chickensoopologists'.