kaboomology

noun. The science that makes boom and bam and kerpow and kablooey and ouch.

Real citation: “I'm not a forensic expert with a PhD in Glock kaboomology so I understand your position that I'm full of sh**.”
(Jan. 29, 2007, Blue Line Forums, http://forums.blueline.ca/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=10378&start=30)

Made-up citation: “Kaboomology cannot explain the Big Bang, but it does offer many important theories on how my brother nuked the garage.”