trumpety-strumpety

adj. Horny.

Real citation: "A lush transition leads to a trumpety-strumpety style with virtuoso rhythmic and pianistic variations covering the entire range of the piano."
(http://dram.nyu.edu/dram/note.cgi?id=8545)

Made-up citation: "Kill the hogs! Release the virgins! Let trumpety-strumpety music ring forth! Forsooth and verily, etc!"