Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Chicken Snatchatori

noun. Hot buttered monkey sex with a chicken, or maybe--God willing--a person.

Real citation: "To answer your question about serving a dish that will keep your man happy, I suggest a honey-baked West Vagina ham, or Turkey Cordon Blow-Him. Or how about Chicken Snatchatori?"
(Amy Sedaris, "Seadarities," page 85, The Believer, August 2005)

Made-up citation: "After some refreshing Chicken Snatchatori for breakfast, Michelle and I enjoy going out for waffles."

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