Friday, April 22, 2005

holy crispy crap on a cracker

exclamation. A crispier, crappier, crackier version of "holy shit!"

Related terms: holy cat crap on a cracker, holy cheese on a cracker, holy Christ on a cracker, holy Christmas on a cracker, holy cow on a cracker, holy creepy Christ on a cracker, holy crinkly crap on a cracker, holy crud on a cracker, holy ever loving crap on a cracker, holy fart on a cracker, holy flipping snot on a cracker, holy fuck on a cracker, holy God and Jesus on a cracker, holy heck on a cracker, holy hell on a cracker, holy jumping Jesus Christ on a cracker, holy mother of Mary on a cracker, holy poop on a cracker, holy shit and Christ on a cracker, holy shit mother freaker on a cracker, holy sweet fucking Christ on a cracker.

Real citation: "holy crispy crap on a cracker! when i read your post i went like wow! is it true? you are so lucky gal, can i tell my friends i know you? when i grow up i wanna be like you. is it nice being so rich that you don’t need to eat platanos and beans? can i have your autograph?"
(Pib, July 30, 2001, http://www.dr1.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-12844.html)

Made-up citation: "Holy crispy crap on a cracker, I can't believe the free publicity the Catholics get for this Pope stuff. You'd think he was the ruler of the world. The other religions should get with it, get their own Popes, and do some business!"

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